Somehow “what do you think about painting the cabinets and walls and maybe putting down some new linoleum?” has turned into this.
It was just going to be a quick, cheap facelift. Emphasis on cheap.
Because really, who has money to spend on a kitchen renovation? Definitely not me.
It turns out that you can look at the world’s ugliest kitchen for six years and tell yourself “as soon as we get such and such paid off we’ll do the kitchen” until suddenly you can’t anymore and you’re willing to light up your Discover card to make it go away.